If you think finding true love is hard when you're a healthy, human male walking around on two feet, imagine how hard it is when you're a dirty knife in a sink with a sponge as your matchmaker.
Kitchen Sink Drama stars Max Ryan as Sponge, Ken Miller as Knife and Melanie Kibbler as Fork. The play was written by Seattle-based playwright John C. Davenport and is directed by Kit Ryan.
The piece is part of French With Me: A Classic Affaire. The gala event begins at 7 p.m. on Tuesday, Feb. 10, at the The Charnel House in Logan Square, 3421 W Fullerton Ave., with a reception and silent auction. The performances begin at 8 p.m. with live music from Hollywood's golden age and dessert to follow.
Tickets are $25 and available at the door or in advance at Brown Paper Tickets.